This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
Problem solved. SCORE 111
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
#stopit SCORE 98
Smooth AF SCORE 101
Old Habits SCORE 81
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
