Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
And cheese SCORE 26
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
What murder? SCORE 45
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Fatality SCORE 40
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Sports! SCORE 42
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Proceed SCORE 30
