Marry someone from Google. SCORE 177
Tree houses are insensitive. SCORE 102
The saddest receipt SCORE 164
Turns out my professor does read the papers we turn in SCORE 154
All aboard! SCORE 10
Seems legit. SCORE 126
Rube Goldberg Predicts Super Bowl Outcome Perfectly SCORE 1
Cats. SCORE 144
This chicken’s body, organs, meat, and bones are black. SCORE 12
Ultra Stark Hairspray SCORE 8
Disney characters in real life. SCORE 11
Life of a college student. SCORE 12
Grandma cat. SCORE 8
Wizard fails to account for microfluidics SCORE 8
I guess that I should pay attention in class today SCORE 153
Velocirapture SCORE 13
Kitty cleaning the floors. SCORE 7
Master Che(i)f SCORE 1
Blasphemy SCORE 13
Words SCORE 197
He made his bed… SCORE 17
Jerk cheese. SCORE 149
I’m not racist, but… SCORE 94
Smile. SCORE 11
Take off the mask SCORE 159
A dog’s life SCORE 10
Jon Hamm does what he wants SCORE 186
Kids these days… SCORE 167
Dessert Stomach SCORE 120
The mighty milipede SCORE 198
What people talk about at work SCORE 9
The selfie stick. SCORE 11