
All the usual suspects… SCORE 23

KFC is using the Colonel to enforce distancing. SCORE 24

Someone skipped a few days… SCORE 14

The most contagious falsehoods, compiled. SCORE 18

*panics in fruit of the loom* SCORE 19

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want… SCORE 19

The White House Chef. SCORE 19

2021 will probably be a good year… SCORE 25

Move on. SCORE 24

Kindergarten was pass/fail. SCORE 25

Nice try FBI SCORE 25

Fashion was, different… SCORE 23

The moment the first Deathstar was destroyed SCORE 27

Don’t @ me – Christians… SCORE 16

Good luck at school. SCORE 30

Chaotic bus vibes. SCORE 26

We’re headed in the right direction, boys! SCORE 21

Dale, lets do this. SCORE 27

guess what day it is? SCORE 15

Star Wars is for all of us. SCORE 21

IKEA is allowing Muslims to pray in their parking lot so they can maintain social distancing. SCORE 33

Wake up, Neo. SCORE 20

I could work from home in this household… SCORE 26

The horses are coming for your eggs. SCORE 22

Alright, but they should get their money back. SCORE 29

When the baby giraffe will not fit on the scale SCORE 26

About time, honestly. SCORE 21

Winter is looming. SCORE 30

Just Ann things… SCORE 29

If we turn off the lights the bombs win, people. SCORE 32

The C19 Special SCORE 22

Nice try, Pennywise SCORE 18