googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
it’s true SCORE 58
too late SCORE 38
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
i am this dog SCORE 20
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
i hope so! SCORE 21
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
teens with attitude SCORE 27
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
she meant it, too SCORE 43
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
bad ass SCORE 38
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
he made his choice SCORE 42
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
there were no survivors SCORE 37
anchors away! SCORE 22
