you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
she really gets me SCORE 13
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
working from home problems SCORE 27
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
parental support SCORE 22
the happiest cat alive SCORE 47
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
