Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Dat cake. SCORE 5
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
I want to do this. SCORE 294
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Because Cute SCORE 16
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
…Yummy… SCORE 5
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Things To do. SCORE 16
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
This happens way too often SCORE 11
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
