29 years old and hearing myself for the 1st time! SCORE 169
Tan lines. SCORE 299
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Which are you? SCORE 248
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Parkour masters. SCORE 154
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Le vibration in pocket. SCORE 259
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Ice Cube. SCORE 144
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Discuss. SCORE -25
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Anatomy of a muggle. SCORE 148
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299