I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Forever alone. SCORE 268
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
Discuss. SCORE -24
Real food!!! SCORE 260
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Ladies… SCORE 159
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
