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Perfect+metaphor+for+my+life.
Whenever+my+wife+or+I+want+Little+Ceasers+we+send+each+other+this+picture+with+no+context.
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
%26%238216%3BTwas+was+the+year+2020%26%238230%3B
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
Party+on+Wayne.
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
Honesty+is+the+best+policy%2A
Honesty is the best policy* SCORE 20
Just+need+a+sec%26%238230%3B
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
Impressive+forger
Impressive forger SCORE 43
Is+that+a+yes%3F
Is that a yes? SCORE 27
MS+Paint+will+never+fail+us.
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
Wait+a+minute.
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
The+gato+is+best+left+alone.
The gato is best left alone. SCORE 34
Shred+the+evidence%26%238230%3B
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+good+man%2C+Dale.
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
Life+choices+are+hard%26%238230%3B
Life choices are hard… SCORE 23
Ozzy+and+his+granddaughter+are+quite+the+pair.
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 32
Thanks+I+hate+bags+of+pringles.
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
The+secret+ingredient+is+dirt.
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
Fsck+aro
Fsck aro SCORE 24
Getting+taken+for+a+ride.
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 47
Keep+it+t+in+your+back+pocket.
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 33
You+can+get+them+back+on+eBay%26%238230%3B
You can get them back on eBay… SCORE 32
Good+luck+on+your+safari.
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
My+Grandmother+passed+down+her+recipes+on+a+floppy+disk
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 31
Satisfying+avocado+slices.
Satisfying avocado slices. SCORE 29
The+truth+behind+egg+nog.+An+origin+story.
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 2
We+are+a+dynamic+bunch%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we.
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
T+Swifty+moods
T Swifty moods SCORE 34
Let%26%238217%3Bs+be+real+here%26%238230%3B
Let’s be real here… SCORE 28
Gender+is+a+love+language.
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
%2ACRONCH%2A
*CRONCH* SCORE 30
Creeptastic+numbers+that+probably+don%26%238217%3Bt+work+anymore.
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
The+Promening.
The Promening. SCORE 49
Scientists+have+a+talent+for+name+conventions.
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
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