never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
getting good work done SCORE 23
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
a true classic SCORE -9
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
consider this fact SCORE 20
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
aw, rats SCORE 23
the gall of this lad SCORE 23
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 20
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
where do i even start SCORE 22
name that book SCORE 30
starting at $600 SCORE 13
a severe whalement SCORE 5
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
where do i apply SCORE 12
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
main character energy SCORE 40
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
a+ sign SCORE 33
