I would eat them. SCORE 40
It’s all good. SCORE 48
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 51
Friends with hors. SCORE 46
Olden but golden SCORE 19
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
treat? SCORE 25
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
This is the ice we needed this summer. SCORE 25
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Ashton Kutcher took a photo of a paparazzo sitting outside his 2 years old’s daycare. SCORE 53
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30