how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
a genius idea SCORE 24
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
a shell of a guy SCORE 29
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
everything is just fine SCORE 19
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
have a good one eh SCORE 17
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 23
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 29
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0