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This+is+what+i+want+for+my+birthday
how+do+you+do%2C+younglings
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
this+professor+rested+their+case
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
she%26%238217%3Bs+just+trying+to+not+let+it+go
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
oh+yeah%2C+that+thing
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
a+genius+idea
a genius idea SCORE 24
various+subjects%3A+%26%238220%3Bbut+you+have+heard+of+me%26%238221%3B
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
industrial+size+pockets+for+everyone%21
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
honestly+not+a+bad+point
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
ha%2C+gottem%21
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
%2Afingerguns+towards+a+wall%2A
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
a+shell+of+a+guy
a shell of a guy SCORE 29
these+lifehacks+need+to+stop
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
we+need+to+decriminalize+onions
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
wait%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+supposed+to+assemble+them%3F
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
everything+is+just+fine
everything is just fine SCORE 19
i+repeat%2C+this+is+not+a
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
to+isengard+to+isengard
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
the+most+dangerous+weapon+of+them+all
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
and+yet+i+see+clearer+than+ever+before
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
have+a+good+one+eh
have a good one eh SCORE 17
i+guess+jesus+christ+wood
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
for+your+next+pet+adoption%26%238230%3B
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
and+you+still+end+up+blanking+until+3am
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
dang%2C+i+got+all+excited+for+nothing
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 23
i+am+become+the+haggard+old
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
this+pun+lacks+drive
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
this+is+known+as+the+%26%238220%3Bnope%26%238221%3B+tree
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
then+anything+smoked%3F+What+about+any+fiery+loins%3F
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 29
they%26%238217%3Bre+just+missing+that+iconic+%26%238220%3BS%26%238221%3B
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
but+what+about+the+genus+of+squirrel%26%238230%3B
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
thank+you+for+sharing+your+taxi%26%238217%3Bs+warmth+with+me
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
at+least+he+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+a+stickler
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
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Glass+Gem+Corn%2C+and+yes+it+really+does+grow+like+that.
Glass Gem Corn, and yes it really does grow like that. SCORE 27
%2Acomplains+about+self+isolation%2A+Imagine+a+whole+lifetime+just+to+entertain.
*complains about self isolation* Imagine a whole lifetime just to entertain. SCORE 17
French+Fry+Queen+is+back+at+it.
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39
We+will+carry+on%21
We will carry on! SCORE 26
Turkey+sends+aid+to+Serbia.+On+the+boxes+a+quote+from+Rumi+includes%3A+%26%238220%3BThere+is+sun+after+darkness.%26%238221%3B
Turkey sends aid to Serbia. On the boxes a quote from Rumi includes: “There is sun after darkness.” SCORE 21
Feed+the+birds.
Feed the birds. SCORE 40
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