I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
I love my job SCORE 88
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 66
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Llama has moves SCORE 112
It has begun SCORE 86
Dieting is so hard SCORE 42
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
Batcake SCORE 98
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
Fun with perspective SCORE 105
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
A Flamingo SCORE 145
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Quotes to bring perspective SCORE 40
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 105
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Pets who put up with you SCORE 52
Measures of success SCORE 81
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
