Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
What a dream job… SCORE 31
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
