Landlords these days… SCORE 11
Quarantine is going well in my neighborhood. SCORE 24
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
I felt this right away. SCORE 23
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 14
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
Pound cake survives Easter tornado SCORE 32
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
You had one job, Beth… SCORE 14
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Do your part. SCORE 13
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
precious lil thing. SCORE 28
What perfect timing… SCORE 20
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Money well spent. SCORE 28
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
He broke his leg and doesn’t agree with the cast. SCORE 22
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Clever girl… SCORE 28