we dare you SCORE 10
everything beagle SCORE 1
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
accidental beauty SCORE 31
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
mooooo SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
cramps SCORE 10
slap them SCORE 12
onward, steed! SCORE 14
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
it’s perfect SCORE 21
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
