"Could I just try a little sample?" SCORE 155
A car with a pup holder SCORE 134
This Currency Is More Valuable Than Any Other SCORE 141
Bottom of an iceberg that just rolled over SCORE 101
Birds SCORE 173
Existential Nightmare on Elm Street SCORE 64
Then why’d you give this nickel to me?! SCORE 76
Lord of the ducks SCORE 106
Impressive 🎃 SCORE 98
Damn, science side. SCORE 136
Don’t hurt my feelings SCORE 77
This Gym Is Doing It Right SCORE 120
Eat the apple, my pretty. SCORE 87
Next thing you know, it’s three hours into your shift SCORE 158
Miss me with that parenthood SCORE 107
LoOk At Me I’m A hUmAn SCORE 71
He thought he had it figured out SCORE 107
Don’t turn around SCORE 93
I see no otter way out…. SCORE 103
Does your dog bite? SCORE 132
Am I a good girl? What even is a good girl? SCORE 91
Consider my day ruined. SCORE 71
Freaking deadbeats SCORE 83
That’s not how any of this works… SCORE 85
Homeschool Marching Band SCORE 141
Considering it… SCORE 53
A Frozen Soap Bubble SCORE 86
The Nerf war at my office has become a game of readiness… SCORE 87
MRI scan of broccoli SCORE 131
Remember to put the glass down. SCORE 92
Take Your Kids To Work Day SCORE 95
Elmo Does Memes SCORE 59
