My dying body: SCORE 17
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 48
Do not arm the cockroaches… SCORE 25
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
le sigh… SCORE 42
Pride, NYC SCORE 36
Dadscream. SCORE 26
Burrito tape. SCORE 29
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
I guess I’m just here to watch the world burn… SCORE 25
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
Chill, Will. SCORE 27
Y’all we just joined forces. SCORE 35
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
go outside and garden SCORE 46
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
Peak romance SCORE 32
Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
Oof. Anitifa really wild out there lately. SCORE 15
Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 37
Essential items only. SCORE 34
Cosplay of the year award… CRONK SCORE 43
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 48
You’re in Curb territory now. SCORE 21
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
