This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 14
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 34
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 33
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
I felt this right away. SCORE 23
Money well spent. SCORE 28
The dollars must flow. SCORE 25
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
Landlords these days… SCORE 11
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
Do your part. SCORE 13
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 41
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
Pound cake survives Easter tornado SCORE 33
You had one job, Beth… SCORE 13
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
What perfect timing… SCORE 20
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 18
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
