We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Olden but golden SCORE 19
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Movie Magic SCORE 27
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
It’s all good. SCORE 48
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 25
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
I want to believe. SCORE 28
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
treat? SCORE 25
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
*CRONCH* SCORE 26