Don’t do drugs. SCORE 982
I love cats. SCORE 157
Reasons your girlfriend didn’t enjoy The Avengers. SCORE 262
Invisible unicycle. SCORE 122
Bed cartography. SCORE 221
Why don’t you get off your high horse! SCORE 261
Wanting to be someone else… SCORE 279
Poms not bombs. SCORE 183
The history of whistling. SCORE 173
Oh stop it. SCORE 202
Put me down! SCORE 196
Japan juicebox is cooler than you. SCORE 103
I know that feel bro. SCORE 164
Instant date. SCORE 222
I regret nothing! SCORE 258
Evolution. SCORE 197
That’s what she said. SCORE 328
Reality. SCORE 34
Forever alone or together forever? SCORE 281
Life is too short. SCORE 98
My neighbors listen to very good music… SCORE 294
I’m gon’ eatchu! SCORE 312
That awkward moment when… SCORE 234
What they really mean. SCORE 916
Why is the rum gone?! SCORE 143
Cats in slow motion. SCORE 67
How I got these scars. SCORE 195
The doctor said it’s cooties… SCORE 209
Do want. SCORE 259
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… SCORE 151
I’m not fat… SCORE 143
I don’t care if… SCORE 756