One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
No. SCORE 88
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Finally. SCORE 345
Guys listen… SCORE 170
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
China vs Germany SCORE 295
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
How the internet works. SCORE 181
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Every time. SCORE 123
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
