Real American hero SCORE 41
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I just became more metal SCORE 34
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Fatality SCORE 40
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Proceed SCORE 30
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
And cheese SCORE 26
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
A voice we can trust SCORE 54