A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
LOL SCORE 5
Sage advice. SCORE 87
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
wow… SCORE 1
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
Family photos. SCORE 2
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 19
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 182
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
The cycles of life. SCORE 205