![Tattoo+first%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/17f1d464-0759-4d9f-bbfb-0081230c7f35-79045-333x150.jpg)
Tattoo first… SCORE 31
![Crikey%2C+m8%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/c671d19c-8248-428e-a486-73797c5f175d-47197-333x150.jpg)
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
![It%26%238217%3Bs+me+millionth+dollar%21+ARH+ARH+ARH+ARH+ARH](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4bc81698-42c8-4167-8c79-7f4159b42083-72060-333x150.jpg)
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
![It%26%238217%3Bs+DoorDash+dinner+tonight%2C+ancient+children%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/7bf2bf32-c843-451e-a062-e3e5f874dc8b-68227-333x150.png)
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
![It%26%238217%3Bs+more+of+a+canon%2C+no%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/d9516a47-36ed-4cc4-899b-9df4b77daea6-91259-333x150.jpg)
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 28
![A+hundred+thousand+lawyers%2C+probably.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/b21e5b46-3840-4387-9e65-242d32ef387f-69773-333x150.jpg)
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
![Behind+the+scenes+is+just+awful.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6db32067-5874-4a4b-8349-c0369999ae57-40760-333x150.jpg)
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
![%23eatthetaska](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/d98fc58e-6359-440e-90d2-1a9e483a57e6-71725-333x150.png)
#eatthetaska SCORE 30
![I+wonder+if+they+gave+their+two+weeks%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/17d25140-328d-44f3-9715-ed4fc8206739-21816-333x150.jpg)
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
![Look+at+you+and+your+wisdom+teeth%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/aca2d0dd-b346-4f0f-b19f-8ce8e9b779cd-78210-333x150.jpg)
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
![Australian+diver+spots+fish+rocking+a+gold+wedding+ring+in+the+Pacific+Ocean%26%238230%3B+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+beautiful.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/87eecee1-0e60-44ca-8cc8-f82c2c7ae659-40918-333x150.jpg)
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
![Trust+no+one.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/46f39b5f-b867-4e6a-ae75-9d421c82b2df-50894-333x150.jpg)
Trust no one. SCORE 16
![Never+underestimate+your+future+earnings+potential%2C+though.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/94648a2f-3f47-412c-8cd4-da38b0cc4e96-20393-333x150.jpg)
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
![More+like+swallow+whole%2C+amiright%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/72370041-6753-49bd-a92e-594163ce5bde-23406-333x150.jpg)
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
![When+art+mimics+life.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/0d2f1167-9f33-41f3-8ebd-c8528d94c9d2-98864-333x150.png)
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
![got+%26%238216%3Beeeeeeeeem](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3fbef3e7-9883-4c94-87db-88cb9cf4bf31-47988-333x150.gif)
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 19
![Paradoxical+Revenge](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/00fb1caf-964a-400a-9c2b-43e1b6114323-78079-333x150.png)
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
![How+to+make+the+world+your+focus+group%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/170e319e-bb72-47e9-be5e-3dc29ec2e612-43482-333x150.jpg)
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
![Miracles+happened+here%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/c99fd7bf-d012-4ddc-b525-77b644c39325-31521-333x150.jpg)
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
![Find+a+balance+that+suits+you.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/741a0971-ce75-453b-a4a6-6af0c7050f03-35623-333x150.jpg)
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26
![I+promise+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+pyramid+scheme%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/c7e37676-ddbe-4e20-91f4-9312f37c4ffb-52594-333x150.jpg)
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
![The+contrast+is+palpable.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/f36ffb23-a8fd-4183-b373-ab5256d39c2c-18584-333x150.jpg)
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
![It+is%26%238230%3B+the+Google+way.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/a94e3c5c-58e7-4ef9-ba3d-0a747c297c26-37282-333x150.jpg)
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
![You+can%26%238217%3Bt+just+do+that+to+the+doge%2C+lady.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/704a102b-5558-493c-874b-90250cf83a9a-77230-333x150.gif)
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
![Oh+lawdy+we+growing+up%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/036e2e02-234b-4e85-8416-4e6dc87b06e6-64709-333x150.jpg)
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
![What+a+dream+job%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/a1908f27-dd1b-478a-86be-79646842fabb-97894-333x150.jpg)
What a dream job… SCORE 31
![Welp%2C+off+to+save+the+world%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/e2d5b631-8a15-4766-a614-48090b0c6e21-54619-333x150.jpg)
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
![also+cuter+than+you%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/bc7ab338-ef58-4830-8580-d9fe2a04d4f9-62020-333x150.png)
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
![You+is+beautiful%2C+and+all+that+jazz%2C+baby.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/1cda5376-225d-4163-ade6-f799ffc23030-41694-333x150.jpg)
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
![I+like+a+picnic%2C+periodically.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/d41c4d32-7e3f-428a-8054-d6eb4263d912-46793-333x150.jpg)
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
![Vampires+must+be+invited+in%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2c511e71-2408-4617-8639-983444d3df70-53671-333x150.jpg)
Vampires must be invited in… SCORE 19
![Entitlement+comes+easy%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/eb1adb9c-21b1-4a06-86c7-d20eaf5ad82e-76996-333x150.jpg)
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39