The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
80 hours these days SCORE -17
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Proceed SCORE 30
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
What murder? SCORE 45
Sports! SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
And cheese SCORE 25
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -33
Fatality SCORE 40
