Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
No one ever does… SCORE 21
The bus driver. SCORE 41
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
Perched. SCORE 34
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 21
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
She must be wasted… SCORE 23
National Geographic offices use their logo as door handles. SCORE 35
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 23
You’re published! SCORE 35
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
Ruff day… SCORE 24
Sharing is caring. SCORE 26
I’ll allow it. SCORE 31
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
First and last episode SCORE 29
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
Stick Figures SCORE 25
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27