Can I help you human? SCORE 60
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
Alligator SCORE 80
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
Hydrophobic Sand SCORE 89
Boop SCORE 51
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 80
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
Buh Bye now! SCORE 48
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54
How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
Life in 2017… SCORE 72
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 42
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 83
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Classic. SCORE 39
I rest my case. SCORE 57
Took me a second… SCORE 67
That ass is getting beat! SCORE 60
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 63
Gotta love the Colonel! SCORE 93
