*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 77
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Busted! SCORE 31
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I just became more metal SCORE 34
We both go down, together SCORE 55
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Real American hero SCORE 41
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
15, max. SCORE 51
