Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
Arby’s… SCORE 92
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
Git Gud SCORE 118
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 93
heroes SCORE 54
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Totally SCORE 87
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Anatomy of a Greyhound SCORE 31
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 108
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94