You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Friends. SCORE 213
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
New books. SCORE 200
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
Please be troll. SCORE 231
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
How people see me. SCORE 233
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
How marriage works. SCORE 66
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Seems legit. SCORE 150
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Accurate. SCORE 257
I love you. SCORE 20
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
A forever puppy! SCORE 390