that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
back to bed! SCORE 19
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
english burn SCORE 27
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
i have layers SCORE 32
definitely a dog SCORE 45
who’s in? SCORE 34
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
call the fire department SCORE 4
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
clever SCORE 29
excuse me SCORE 19
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
an impossible task SCORE 20
hi friend! SCORE 31
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
i was born this way SCORE 16
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
please don’t watch me do things SCORE 37
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i always spill SCORE 16
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23