The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
me in the shower SCORE 21
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Wash your hands after going to the bathroom, otherwise…. SCORE 16
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
Double-mega facepalm. SCORE 214
Be nice at the dentist when you’re getting x-rays SCORE 10
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
your gay SCORE 249
Female body builders. SCORE -30
The best pick up line ever pulled. SCORE 409
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
… SCORE 10
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 205
The power of books SCORE 254
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Well this seems dangerous. SCORE 179
Nice things SCORE 11
New Years Resolution SCORE 169
No bones about it! SCORE 189
Om nom nom SCORE 10
every time SCORE 215
I knew it!! SCORE 12
Words. SCORE 162
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 19
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
