Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
new girlfriend? SCORE 78
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
…. I gotta go SCORE 81
And here we go. SCORE 64
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
Cash me outside. SCORE 56
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 135
My older brother SCORE 62
Whenever The U.s. Tries To Intervene In The… SCORE 122
Oh dear SCORE 109
Detachable Titties SCORE 121
What are they saying about you? SCORE 128
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 211
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 151
GIMME SCORE 116
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
Cats do make sense. SCORE 120
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 115
A steam chimney located on an Antarctic volcano. SCORE 79
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
Heartbreak SCORE 109
It’s all or nothing SCORE 110
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 116
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
