Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
R.E.M. SCORE 15
Soon. SCORE 8
The power of barking SCORE 18
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The future. SCORE 22
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Accurate. SCORE 146
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
