chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
$30 uber SCORE 30
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
holy cow! SCORE 40
dogs are smarter than humans SCORE 36
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
the look of anxious distrust in other people SCORE 30
life insurance payout SCORE 42
they’re brutal SCORE 45
you will pay for this betrayal hooman SCORE 33
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
hot take! SCORE 59
not a squirrel! SCORE 38
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 29
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
smart shopping SCORE 39
he might be right SCORE 30
legitimate hanger SCORE 21
it’s a test SCORE 21
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
nap time! SCORE 38
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
Darth Maul is the hero of the story for this SCORE 26
at least he listened SCORE 25
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
