a true classic SCORE -9
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 38
consider this fact SCORE 20
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
starting at $600 SCORE 13
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
where do i even start SCORE 22
a severe whalement SCORE 5
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
main character energy SCORE 40
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
where do i apply SCORE 12
name that book SCORE 30
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 23
getting good work done SCORE 23
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
aw, rats SCORE 22
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 40
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
a+ sign SCORE 32