I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 84
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 101
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
Be Lucy SCORE 77
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
It has begun SCORE 85
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 75
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 97
Measures of success SCORE 81
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 247
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 108
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 58
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
Fun with perspective SCORE 102
I need an extra megabite SCORE 90
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 115
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 49
