what powers do you think he got? SCORE 22
what fatherhood really proves SCORE 17
you never write in the perfect notebook SCORE 34
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system SCORE 18
well this is awkward SCORE 20
he’s six…teen SCORE 21
villain with a phd SCORE 42
safe word cannot match a previously used safe word, either SCORE 26
a terrible mistake was made SCORE 31
reverse mission trip SCORE 24
ottoman empire SCORE 31
goomba on the roomba SCORE 26
i’ll laugh if i want to SCORE 11
everyday this bird wakes up and chooses violence SCORE 23
floofy bootie SCORE 31
i’ve missed you old friend SCORE 30
don’t parent with fear SCORE 39
he was trying his best SCORE 25
what i mean when i say i want a cheese sandwich SCORE 19
duck disguise shirt SCORE 26
bears playing human SCORE 23
cool ranch beanie SCORE 21
nice shirt, kid SCORE 24
directed by peter jackson SCORE 23
the dream life SCORE 33
farm emo SCORE 21
i am the problem SCORE 19
oh the irony SCORE 28
studio ghibli inspired SCORE 34
the best email signature SCORE 27
vibes are all wrong SCORE 20
okay but how did this happen??? SCORE 10