Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Every time. SCORE 37
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
+ cry. SCORE 119
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Mama no. SCORE 52
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
I GUESS SCORE 46
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The life of a book. SCORE 74
