GIMME SCORE 116
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
Whenever The U.s. Tries To Intervene In The… SCORE 122
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
Heartbreak SCORE 109
new girlfriend? SCORE 78
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
And here we go. SCORE 64
identical twins cribs SCORE 108
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
My older brother SCORE 62
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 151
…. I gotta go SCORE 81
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
What are they saying about you? SCORE 128
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 211
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
A steam chimney located on an Antarctic volcano. SCORE 79
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
Cats do make sense. SCORE 120
Cash me outside. SCORE 56
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 115
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
Oh dear SCORE 109
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
It’s all or nothing SCORE 110
