George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The future. SCORE 23
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
2pactopus SCORE 113
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The power of barking SCORE 18
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Accurate. SCORE 146
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
