thou shalt be my date SCORE -1
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
a genius idea SCORE 24
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
perfectly captured the sound I make when my alarm wakes me up SCORE 29
we are all connected SCORE 16
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
finally, a heart i deserve SCORE 15
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
what a helpful lass SCORE 26
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
have a good one eh SCORE 17
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5