
I want to do this. SCORE 295

Tuna disposal. SCORE 189

Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281

Dat cake. SCORE 5

Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326

The arctic summer. SCORE 239

Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231

Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186

Battering chicken logic. SCORE 149

Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2

Fall is coming. SCORE 13

Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19

Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241

Sci-Five! SCORE 141

He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227

…Yummy… SCORE 5

Shadow Puppets SCORE 10

Now you have me worried. SCORE 191

The grass is always greener. SCORE 17

Because Cute SCORE 16

Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219

She Was Asking For It SCORE 8

My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232

A true first world problem. SCORE 16

Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179

DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17

The happiest dog. SCORE 144

Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279

Things To do. SCORE 15

Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7

I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107

He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10