A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Getting older. SCORE 142
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Logic. SCORE 188
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 212
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238