Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Are you even real? SCORE 113
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Paragraph. SCORE 51
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
+ cry. SCORE 118
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
I GUESS SCORE 45
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
How to find a dog. SCORE 64