guilty on all charges SCORE 15
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34
therapy burn SCORE 29
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
the astley paradox SCORE 19
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
til death do us part SCORE 23
not a high success rate SCORE 25
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
have it their way SCORE 16
one is never an option SCORE 11
dreams are fun SCORE 28
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
all natural SCORE 22
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
enter my what now? SCORE 28
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
