cats always come first SCORE 27
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
there were no survivors SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
pebble and roll SCORE 65
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
bad ass SCORE 38
5 days a week SCORE 45
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i am this dog SCORE 20
important psa SCORE 44
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
oh wow SCORE 48
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
