Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I was mugged! SCORE 129
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 19
I yawned! SCORE 9
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Run for your life SCORE 218
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 198
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 12
Word! SCORE 19
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 257
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Truth. SCORE 183
